The Federal Republic of Republica federativa do acre is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 849 million acreanos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rio Branco. The average income tax rate is 47.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient acreano economy, worth 86.5 trillion Real acreanoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,901 Real acreanoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The news is showing footage of Leader bullying an old man to the point of tears, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, cigarettes are dead-cheap, and a third of acreanos are e-certified CEOs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republica federativa do acre's national animal is the dinossaur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Republica federativa do acre is ranked 59,103^rd in the world and 80^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 522.95 on the Clooney Contribution Index.